Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Look! Fan Mail!

Look! I'm getting fan mail!

Dear Pigeon,

I am a widower living on a fixed pension. I have been forced by the influx of young people who have no respect for the lonely, infertile, and elderly to change my way of living. In the old days-I could get a real nice curl and dye (blueish silver) job, show some cleavage and I was garranteed a date to Lundy's. Now I can't even show my wares because the streets are over-run with rude toddlers and doting parents who feel their lives are more important than us natives. There is no room for me or my friends on the side walks anymore. We use to sit with sun visers, folding chairs and play cards. That is all over.

I am writing because I did go to the baths you recommended and met a very nice Russian man and things are starting to look up again. Keep up the good work. You are a G-d send.

Lonely but Hopeful


Richard said...

It's not just that I'm a fellow oldtimer, but Lonely But Hopeful sounds like a good man. I don't know many widowers who can still show cleavage at his age.

Would he & this Russian guy have an interest in a three-way, do you think?

Anonymous said...

I guess the widower shown in the photo attached to this thread is a trannie.

Flatbush Pigeon said...

I have no idea of the gender of my first fan mail writer. Alls I know is that that person shown in the image displays some true brooklyn style!

Anonymous said...

The photo of the woman is brilliant. I have liked very much the blog and have seemed to me to be very interesting.
I will return to visit it.

A greeting from Barcelona.

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