Thursday, May 15, 2008

OK...Pigeon Really MAD!

Public Notice: The Informant will be found and punished!

http://curbed.com/archives/2008/05/15/how_they_live_in_brighton_beach.php#reader_comments
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4 comments:

Chris Kreussling (Flatbush Gardener) said...

Hehe. You are no longer too small to be "discovered"!

Flatbush Pigeon said...

Flatbush Gardener has provided no alibi so he his therefore suspect. Do not mock the great Pigeon!

Chris Kreussling (Flatbush Gardener) said...

Alibi?!? I swear, I never told nobody ...

Not mocking at all. Just a lesson not to publish "Shhh, don't tell anyone" stories on your blog!

Flatbush Pigeon said...

Hmmm...interesting use of a double negative. This leads to more suspicion. It's too late...my armies have been dispatched to bring you in for questioning. You must prove yourself loyal to the great Pigeon's mission! (See what happens to the ego of a gutter feeder when given a little attention?)
In the future the "Now Don't Go Telling Your Manhattan Friends" series will insidiously lead readers to abandoned buildings and methadone clinics!

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