Now Why Didn't We Think of This?

Perhaps some of you caught this mornings NPR story about the funky velvet painting museum known as Velveteria in Portland Oregon. If you missed it, you can listen here.

Apparently, Elvis is not king in the world of velvet art. Jesus is #1 followed by naked ladies.

Now, really this kind of tacky is clearly a Brooklyn kind of thing. So, why didn't we think of this?